Genuine Carlin Quotes
Confirming and sourcing the “George Carlin” quotes on the Internet that he really DID say!
Despite all the bogus George Carlin quotations floating around the Internet, there are of course plenty of real ones too. Unfortunately, people rarely ever supply the exact source of where and when he said these, making it difficult for the casual Carlin fan to distinguish a fake quote from a real quote.
Here are many of the authentic Carlin quotes you may stumble across on the Internet, plus a few personal favorites. Where applicable, I try to include the specific track name, written title, or page number, too. As always, if you find a Carlin quote and aren’t sure if it’s real or not, feel free to email me.