24. “Signs for Stupid People”
GEORGE CARLIN DID NOT write this.
“Signs for Stupid People”, or
“Here’s Your Sign”, or
“THE STUPID SIGN”
(Followed by examples of people doing stupid things)
This is a trademark routine from comedian Bill Engvall. Yet some people on-line still attribute it to George Carlin. Why? I have no idea. They should have a sign, though.