6. There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I’m certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

GEORGE CARLIN DID NOT SAY THIS

There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I’m certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

I’m not sure who first came up with this, but it sure as hell doesn’t seem to have been Carlin. The quotation doesn’t show up in any of his books, albums, or HBO specials. You can find some sites mentioning the quote in 2011, but only later in 2012 did it seem to get attributed to Carlin.